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Australia Demotivational Poster


TAGS: australia
Rating: 3/5
moooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:55 pm
That b**** was lying. baby murder rarely brings out the best in people.
LogicDude - June 10, 2009, 8:55 am
I heard a dingo ate your baby...
Jason dinAlt - June 10, 2009, 4:54 am
Backpacker murderers should be where kylie is, fires should be where giant spiders is, scorching desert should be where angry natives is, and dingos should be where the second N in NOTHING is.

AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!

TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the dra**s?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

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Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

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esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.

AUSTRALIANS - Only they would name a swimming pool After a prime minister Who drowned at sea.

TAGS: australia
Rating: 4.12/5

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Grimnir - May 28, 2012, 1:23 pm
The mayor of Vancouver that asked for the 2010 Olympic winter games was in a wheelchair from skiing into a tree...
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:39 pm
5 likes...made me chuckle

Australia -

TAGS: australia koala safe
Rating: 4.63/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:55 pm
Is that thing wearing a tie?
mizzdizz - August 10, 2015, 1:22 pm
LOL! I LUV it when something cute and cuddly turns evil! I think its from all those nights of storytelling around the campfire when I was a kid! 5L


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.

OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.

TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.

DEAR AUSTRALIA - then why do you have a picture of it happening. now are you going to tell us that cake is a lie too?

TAGS: australia australian kangaroo sidney cake
Rating: 4.28/5

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NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:12 am
thats true, in australia we ride emus

AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.

TAGS: australia challenge
Rating: 4.42/5

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ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:47 pm
Bushfires? What you need is some KY.
Kohnel - January 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
yeah we need some sort of a piping set up to move some of that water from the eastern states over here to werstern australia to put out our bushfires
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:29 pm
A WO2 I know in the Aussie Army told me that there hasn't been any flooding but rather, in light of recent droughts, the country was simply stockpiling water for future use and is now looking for reliable retention methods.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 8:09 am
the water is a recent thing. was twenty years of drought before that. but there is no place like home :)
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:34 am

n1 valkor. reminds me of Canada actually but with alot of water instead of snow.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 6:46 am
that we are.
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:14 am
Aussies are a tough breed.

DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie

WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.

TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.76/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....

Meanwhile In Australia -

TAGS: australia kangaroo meanwhile
Rating: 4.27/5

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premiumgrade - December 4, 2015, 10:11 pm
Very nice. Simple with no extra verbiage. 5L
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:50 pm
Caveman? You see this from your residence in "Way Down Under?"

FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.

TAGS: america britain australia on purpose typo
Rating: 3.64/5

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soxman999 - August 23, 2011, 12:08 pm
tru mate, true,
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 9:04 pm
come over here and try it for yourself. it's a lot more fun than it sounds
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hell, you guys will 'ride' anything that moves. Heh, heh.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh come on, all australians know you don't ride kangaroos, you ride Emu's
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 9:29 am


SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks

TAGS: steve irwin australia **** bricks ****ting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 3.02/5

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toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:20 pm
If you think this is bad taste, you can go cry about it to your mommy. It's a f***ing joke.
Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am
It's real. The ph**ographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy ****!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm
d*** is that real or ph**oshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am
bad tast man



TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?

AUSTRALIANA - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just jealous that they can't keep up"

TAGS: australia drink world beer win
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2011, 9:28 pm

lolz...tell it to a canadian m8


AUSTRALIAN CRAWL - Music makes us listen with our hearts, not our ears. Good thing for me becuse i couldn't understand a damn thing they said

TAGS: australian crawl music hear heart
Rating: 4.17/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:05 am
Anyone else remember the Mr Floppy "Breakfast" parody?
house - June 9, 2011, 8:04 pm
agreed. great childhood memories
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:54 pm
no arguement here. 5L's
Verdeckt - June 9, 2011, 6:28 am
James Reyne FTW!!

SUCCESS - Is often measured in relation to your defeats.


RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS - Let em bite you You become spiderman

TAGS: australian spiders
Rating: 2.52/5
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 7:52 am
Australian spiders are different, we just super-charge the poison so it kills you faster.

Australia -

Hug An Aussie -

TAGS: official day australia permission
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am
I approve of this day

AUSTRALIANS - Even in the midst of a crisis we appreciate a good laugh

TAGS: australia wally
Rating: 4.3/5

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Kohnel - January 18, 2011, 2:31 am
LOL Its the King the wonderful Wally Lewis swimming the 100 meters in Record time. JJ Mucho Condolences to all those displaced by the Current Floods in QLD

1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.

LOGIC - Australia's Strongest Weapon

TAGS: logic weather prediction australia
Rating: 3.93/5

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pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 9:04 pm
pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 9:04 pm
This is soooo Aussie
GSJ21 - May 18, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is it? I couldn't tell
freestyler - May 18, 2010, 4:09 pm
String is white.


TAGS: wombat australia high five
Rating: 4.43/5

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forseti - May 9, 2011, 3:51 am
Wombat-assignment! amsome!

HOW TO GET RID OF... - An Australian at a party Tell them that you only have non-alcoholic beer

TAGS: australia beer party how to
Rating: 4.4/5

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sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 9:12 pm
also works for an annoying irishman
caveman - July 14, 2011, 8:30 pm
Any of the above would work.
house - July 14, 2011, 5:06 pm
or light beer, No BBQ, cask wine. Or you have canape's and chardy.....


TAGS: some reasons why proud australian
Rating: 4.25/5

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LeightonESmith - March 13, 2012, 5:47 pm
Hahah! Well Coombsy, my mates started this tradition of drinking Fosters, listening to the JJJ h** 100, watching cricket and eating lamb on Australia day and it's just stuck with us! Fosters doesn't taste that bad after the first couple! ;-)
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:42 am
Leighton, why oh why are you drinking fosters? We send that sh*t overseas to everyone else and keep our good stuff!
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:22 pm
is that your boyfriend riding you on the bottom right picture ? :)
LeightonESmith - January 28, 2012, 12:45 am
I thought you were going to say, nice arms holding up that beer! ;-p
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm
I was about to ask you... because the capture and your avatar looks the same
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:47 am
you do look nice with your arms up holding that flag lol
LeightonESmith - January 27, 2012, 11:18 am
shameless self inclusion in yet another motifake ;-))))

Norwegian Hamster -

JANUARY 26TH - Happy Australia Day to all our Motifaking friends down-under.

TAGS: aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy australia day january 26th
Rating: 3.75/5

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Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 1:54 am
Today is also Republic Day for Inda. It's the day their constitution came into force.


TAGS: australiana calender understanding
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:13 am
hey, some aussies. 'owth'bludyhell aryamates > orrite ? didyabringabongalong
caveman - September 13, 2011, 8:55 am
(Don't worry V) (we know what you mean)
mariand - September 13, 2011, 7:26 am
LOL...are you 5ure?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 5:35 am
Aww fercryinoutloud.. Whadderyamean?



TAGS: australia beer fosters dinner beef
Rating: 4.25/5

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champ99 - March 27, 2012, 5:22 pm
Not there or anywhere for that matter, but I thought it looked cool.
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:49 am
I'll give it 5L's mate, but do you know anyone that drinks fosters here?
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 8:09 pm
Ah, my personal 1L bomber strikes again.


STEREOTYPES - Only offensive if they are untrue

VEGEMITE - “Try it! It tastes like chocolate...” - Australians on Vegemite - It's really not that bad people !!

TAGS: vegemite australia
Rating: 2.38/5

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Emil. - July 4, 2009, 9:00 am
Go on take a BIIIIIIIG spoonful!


TAGS: australian vodka bombora
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - September 1, 2013, 1:16 pm
The Price Is Right I'll Take 12 For Now.


AUSSIE MARINES STORMING THE BEACH - a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai

TAGS: marines australian oops
Rating: 4.18/5

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Chompers - November 9, 2010, 4:21 pm
Hey, a beach is a beach.
Airman - November 9, 2010, 4:19 pm
it's a joke dude. lighten up
azile - November 9, 2010, 4:17 pm
Piss off mate... we don't have marines!!

KATH AND KIM - For once in my lifetime, Australia came up with a classic TV show on their own And America was indeed the one to butcher the remake To Bogans everywhere, I salute you

TAGS: comedy team us australia funny
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - August 2, 2011, 7:16 pm
Kim: I'm not criticising you, Mum. I'm just saying you look bad!
valkor - August 2, 2011, 2:58 am
i hated this show when it was aussie. the remake was even worse.

THE COL. SANDERS DERBY - Even the winners lose.

'AUSTRALIAN SOCCEROO-STERS' - Stop your crowing and blaming Pim Verbeek for your loss.., And wake up to the fact that you were beaten good & proper by a superior team...

TAGS: world cup 2010 australia socceroos soccer bad losers
Rating: 2.92/5

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hootizz - July 19, 2010, 5:32 pm
Sorry.., I hear ya Mooooooooooooooooooo.., it is just a bit of 'Kiwi's vs's Aussies'..., the age old battle of superiority that rages on.., actually nothing to to do with Germany at all.., I will refrain from bringing it here...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2010, 10:16 am
No one has Cared about what a German said since 1945....as I recall.....it was "I surrender" or "gee! this suicide pill tastes good"
Kung-Fu Devil - July 19, 2010, 10:05 am
In all fairness, Germans can say anything when their manager does this haha; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nDfJFIafY
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Really? You guys are gonna fight about this here?..............Grow up!
hootizz - July 19, 2010, 6:55 am
typical Australian come back...., at the end of the day, no matter which way you look at it Germany beat you good and proper........, now.., lets see how your wannabee's.., whoops, wallabies stack up against the 'All Blacks' next year...!! bring it on...
pzykosiz - July 18, 2010, 8:30 pm
how about we bring up the war. we were on the team that were better than you.
hootizz - June 17, 2010, 4:45 pm
hahaha...!!! poor wittle Aussies.., all hurty wurty and feeling saddy waddy that you lost your game against Germany.., wake up and smell the roses and accept the fact that they were better than you...!!

JULIE BISHOP - "Oh so now we know who took all the money from the economy" -Claire Hooper


WELL I'LL BE - It really is the United States upside down

TAGS: hawaii australia
Rating: 2.42/5

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DhurrDhurr - March 16, 2011, 8:57 pm
Obvious troll is obvious. How many of you flipped your monitor upside down/tried to turn your head upside down? *facepalm*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 1:21 am
How eloquent. You sir, are quite the wordsmith.
chris - August 25, 2009, 1:11 am
to whom created this , f*** you you f***tard go f*** a bear or a raccoon ya f***en redneck
so.. - February 6, 2009, 10:29 am
Apparently Canada and Florida sank into the ocean. Fail.
WOW - September 8, 2008, 11:13 pm
It's still Australia even if you flip it upside down
blah - August 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
nope thats Australia =]

AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...

TAGS: australia america united states funny merge fit upside down
Rating: 2.18/5

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Lemon - January 31, 2009, 2:03 am
It pretty much does. D:
Shadow Warrior - January 16, 2009, 5:08 am
it so doesn't
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:05 am
It doesn't.

AUSTRIA - People need to learn not do confuse it with Australia

TAGS: australia
Rating: 2.13/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:29 am
Hmmmm...I just a**umed he was from Alabama. I kinda thought Florida looked a little "chubby" in that picture.
Mod35t - April 28, 2009, 11:21 am
People also need to learn not to confuse Austria and Australia with Africa
fUGaWE - July 10, 2008, 5:02 pm
Madagascar....Africa's orphaned Isle
Immortal_Anarchist - June 13, 2008, 10:55 pm
Daayum!! Austria be huge, mon!


TAGS: understanding right now i get it eskimos otterpops australia oregon
Rating: 2.1/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 12:04 am
Probably does represent some people's understanding of the World - heaven help them

Meanwhile -

TAGS: meanwhile in australia upside down
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2016, 11:35 am
First good chuckle of the day...thanks Sanity.
concern3 - July 4, 2016, 8:03 am
Funny, UP yours

Australia -

TAGS: pzy australia fire nation avatar
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - December 21, 2015, 6:17 pm
that's sounds nice. it'd be good to see some snow down here
mizzdizz - December 21, 2015, 8:05 am
I'm actually a desert rat. I like the heat you're having now! I can't stand being COLD! We can suffer, biyatch-n-moan and laugh together Pzk ----wanna trade? chuckle, chuckle!
pzykosiz - December 20, 2015, 6:39 pm
it's not good, Australian summer sucks
mizzdizz - December 20, 2015, 1:29 pm
LOL! I'm chillin in California! Fire season's over. 29 degrees F and snowing! I'm heading into the cold part of the year! Ahhhh 104 F! Yup! You toasty! I'm JEALOUS!!!!! LOL!
pzykosiz - December 19, 2015, 6:08 pm
i'm currently sitting here in 40 degree heat. yesterday, fires were sprouting up all over the place
mizzdizz - December 19, 2015, 3:08 pm
That's right! Everything down under is just warming up!-----Yup-yup---that was baaad----couldn't resist---should have, but its ME! Whaddya expect! 5L!


TAGS: flowers anzac waratah australia
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 25, 2015, 7:06 pm
Thanks, osa! I'll have to try them! See if they grow here.
OSA - April 25, 2015, 12:32 am
They are Waratahs. State flower for New South Wales.Fairly easy to grow. Average blossom is tennis ball sized.
mizzdizz - April 24, 2015, 9:08 pm
Those flowers are super-cool! Never seen them before! Nice poster! 5L


TAGS: abott tony australia ambition libs
Rating: 4/5

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mizzdizz - August 14, 2015, 11:16 pm
Mediocrity as an ambition? Definitely doing it WRONG! I'm not real familiar with Australian politics, but I like to be inspired to love or hate, to get off my lazy b*** and DO something by politics, not accept the boring middle ground. 5L!